Never Say Never Again

You should, actually.


2.5 out of 5

Casino Royale 1967

Silly.


2 out of 5

Die Another Day

Frosty ferocious.


4 out of 5

The World Is Not Enough

In Christmas, July, too, please, M?


3.5 out of 5

Tomorrow Never Dies

Media barons, do, though.


3.5 out of 5

GoldenEye

Onatopp, Driver.


4 out of 5

Licence To Kill

Druggie revenge.


3.5 out of 5

The Living Daylights

Scary serious.


3 out of 5

A View To A Kill

A bit more Grace, Chris.


3.5 out of 5

Octopussy

Circus Act.


3.5 out of 5

For Your Eyes Only

Pretty much.


3 out of 5

Moonraker

Jaws In Space.


3 out of 5

The Spy Who Loved Me

Not enough.


3 out of 5

The Man With the Golden Gun

Short one, tall one, this game's mine.


3.5 out of 5

Live and Let Die

I do so like Solitaire, Mr Big.


4 out of 5

Diamonds Are Forever

People running them do need a 00 order.


4 out of 5

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Making skating look not so silly.


3.5 out of 5

You Only Live Twice

A good thing, here.


3 out of 5

Goldfinger

Fingerpainting cheaters never prosper.


4 out of 5

From Russia With Love

Strangers On A Train.


4 out of 5

Dr No

Yes please.


4 out of 5

Casino Royale

Bookish, with crap music.


3.5 out of 5

Quantum of Solace

Not even a nanoquantum.


2 out of 5

The Saint

One smooth operator.


3.5 out of 5

The Saint

If you're a rocket scientist, then I'm The Saint.


2.5 out of 5

Modesty Blaise

Just no. How's z-grade Remington Steele or something sound.

The Spirit

Definitely fleeced.


1.5 out of 5

My Hero

Has about my budget, too.


2.5 out of 5

Underworld 3

Slavemasters that burn their daughters alive. Seem to need killing, to me.


3 out of 5

Punisher War Zone

It's going to get worse yet, Jigsaw.


2.5 out of 5

Watchmen

Kill 'em with a fake psychic space squid, or nuke 'em with a fake Doctor Manhattan, still works for me.


4 out of 5

Hancock

Old goddesses are my weakness.


4 out of 5

Wanted

Circular shooter story.


3 out of 5

Hellboy 2 The Golden Army

Piss off you useless elf boy.

(call it 3. 25)
3.5 out of 5

The Dark Knight

Gotham's a bad joke.


4 out of 5

Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Lyrics

http://imaekgaemz.com/?page_id=52

"He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
He got the application
That you just sent in

It needs evaluation
So let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
A murder would be nice of course

Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He’s Bad

The Evil League of Evil
Is watching so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last we swear"

Generation X

Not mine, they weren't.


2 out of 5

The Incredible Hulk

Hulk not bulletproof? Bugger.


4 out of 5

The Amazing Spider-Man

They put this on at the drive-in. Would get thumbs-down from a 2 year old.


1 out of 5

Blade

Spiked too soon.


4 out of 5

Man-Thing

Swampy.


2.5 out of 5

Howard the Duck

Oh Willard Huyck, No!


1 out of 5

The Punisher 1989

They call me The Second-Rate version.


1.5 out of 5

Captain America

Spaghetti winghead.


2 out of 5

Blade

Slice 'em, dice 'em, shoot 'em, roast 'em, toast 'em. It's all good.


4 out of 5

Fantastic Four

Flame On. Yeah!.


3.5 out of 5

Blade II

I have to work with bloodsuckers? Keeps 'em handy to slaughter, I guess.


3.5 out of 5

Daredevil

Well piss off you to your crappy movie then you stuck-up Greek knife-twirling tart, I'm gonna go beat up the fatman.


4 out of 5

The Punisher

Not the car.


3 out of 5

Hulk

Frogs, dad? Geez. Hulk surely smash you for that.


4.5 out of 5